Exhausted Trends: Greenwashing

I work for a big retailer.

I live for sustainability.

These sides of me are at odds like Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana.

Okay. Yes, my alternate persona isn’t a pop icon or a sorta unpopular middle-schooler. But, hear me out — the Miley-me, the real me, is a hippie adjacent who has nightmares about discarded K-cups. The Hannah-me, my work persona…